Open Letter to the H>O>D

Dear Toilet Paper,

You suck.
You suck the shit outta people.
More so, you suck because, you are lame enough to be unable to distinguish shit from piss.I mean what were you thinking?..You're anointed the Head Of The Department and you suddenly become smart?..Hell no!!, smartness definitely requires more than thick black librarian glasses and a permanent twitch on the forehead.

ALERT, Digression coming ahead:


AND INDIA WON!!!!

Ok, now to continue with the letter....

you know what?..you don't really have to pretend to be such a pseudo intellectual.You can't even pretend to be a smart ass.We've seen better than you.Frankly, we are better than you.

Thanking you,

Yours insincerely,

A harangued and listless student.